crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

  • chicken tender
  • the billionth number of pi is 9
  • it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
  • sponges feel cool
  • highdeas.com
  • joe biden
  • the letter Q
  • dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.